yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

haemus:

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

beastmouths:

shes beauty and shes grace shes miss United States ssoftsock

beastmouths:

softsock u share a name with my orange chicken her name is also ethel

im honored to have the same name as a lil chicken :o)

i just scored infp on the myer briggs, i was an infj before

im so embarrassed… i sent out an important email to a lot of psu departments and i spelled… my name wrong… i reread it so many times… but i still… messed up

idk maybe not jealous is what i want… i just want to… like… not impress him, but like, make him feel bad for not being cool and in my life while i’m really cool and happy

daisy looks so dorky now tho tbh how will i make him jealous with this dork ass dog

my brother is coming home from baltimore tonight which means i will have to see him…. hope he’s fuckin jealous of my cool dog and of how great i look 

i miss my frends but tonight i will be stay busy i will work on their song some more and go to gresham because i got errands

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